It shouldn't take me longer to rewrite, edit, and cut a paper so it fits under the maximum length limit than it took me to write and edit the thing in the first place. GAAAAAH. But I got it down to eight pages instead of like twelve, so s'all good. My zoology teacher is still probably going to kill me, but he didn't actually say to double space it ( Read more... )

DICK WANKERY. I just get my bike back from an all-over, $100 tune-up like. Two weeks ago. And today, riding home from work, my goddamn bike lock flips out of my saddlebag and lodges itself between my gears, fender, and wheels spokes. And my front brake cable snaps WHAAAAAAAT THE FUCK is this shit srsly gaiz. >O ( Read more... )

Today, in my advanced chemistry class, we were reacting magnesium and iodine to produce a gross brownish liquid and pretty purple gas. Part of the procedure involved adding 1 mL of water to the resulting substance, and mixing it with silver nitrate (with which I managed to turn half of my little finger temporarily black, but that is an entirely ( Read more... )